ryo-maybe:

hauntsichord:

the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

Twist: conversely, I’ll have to also tell you one thing I like about it.

(via programmers-dont-byte127001)

mujimakjihan:

if you wanna take the mbti test, i recommend this one bc its worded very simply

also a tip: answer based on what you naturally wanna do or what you naturally prefer, dont answer based on what youre forced to do

(via halloweenpunkaesthetic)

Write me a TBH (To be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me. Start the sentence off with “Tbh”.

(Source: jeremiahx3, via xsochangeable)

innosprite:

i actually had this exact conversation with my cousin a while back when i was being stupid and forgot he was allergic to peanuts.

also, forgive me for i am not the best at cropping. umu;

(via kittykurloz)

tallyho-jakeenglish:

emboars:

bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

haha bender

tallyho-jakeenglish:

emboars:

bonus round: explain why it would fit them best!

haha bender

(Source: seers, via sedirktive)

beben-eleben:

Body Language Secrets Everyone Must Know
by Aldis Kalnins 

(via sedirktive)

fancymaplesyrup:

happy halloween :DD

(via sedirktive)

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

(Source: wasiangod, via grumpy-asexual)

buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

buttercakesandteacafe:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(Source: importantbirds, via grumpy-asexual)

the-hungry-panda:

strawberrygrave:

champagnewithpapi:

"I coulda dropped my croissant"

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVORITE VINE

HIS LITTLE SCREAM

(via grumpy-asexual)

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…
Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.
But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.
And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

notloki:

pushedoffaclef:

majorsarcasm19:

nicoception:

iketheravinghawk:

graham-bailey:

playcount:

Google has had some stunning logos over the years, but this one is a showstopper.

I really really love this.

anybody else think of avatar?

Long ago, the websites lived together in harmony…

Then everything changed when Windows Vista attacked!

Only Google, Master of All Search Engines could stop it.

But when the internet needed it most, Google vanished. 

Years passed, and a new Search Engine was discovered, a Search Engine named Bing.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

And Bing couldn’t search for shit. Everyone died.

(via davestrider-thedickrider)

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belated newsflash: my entire life is actually one long reference to spongebob jokes

(via davestrider-thedickrider)

pleatedjeans:

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(via davestrider-thedickrider)

luxtempestas:

AN ABOMINATION IN CELEBRATION OF 900 FOLLOWERS
I CANT BELIEVE IM ACTUALLY DOING THIS THING/ CRIES.

luxtempestas:

AN ABOMINATION IN CELEBRATION OF 900 FOLLOWERS

I CANT BELIEVE IM ACTUALLY DOING THIS THING/ CRIES.

(via davestrider-thedickrider)

queenanthai:

gothiccharmschool:

skelepoison-spooks:

IT HAS BEGUN

THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN

IT’S FUCKING JULY

(via grumpy-asexual)